Prime

Deliver me from evil
I’ve got Prime
Give me the right to turn away as jobs decay
I need that next day!
Shipped by slaves
Over packaged items left on my secure front porch
This paper is recycled
So my guilt can be pulped and re-used
Passed down to those without proper facilities
I don’t want to think about where my item came from
I’ve got Prime
That’s OPP (Other People’s Problems)
If they wanted a better life, they should have been better at life
They should’ve subscribed to Prime
It’s the first past the post
Who sends letters these days anyway?
Post office death can be pre office payday
Long as I get my bonus
The other’s shoulda got Prime
It’s the best cut
1000% pure grass fed ex-rainforest convenience
Delivered from who cares where to your plate
Oh, is it wasteful not to consume the whole animals?
Don’t worry
I’ve got Prime
It’s all white meat chicken breast
White is pure don’t you know
Brown boxes are easier to dispose of
Especially when you’ve got Prime
It’s a members only club where all you have to do is look the other way and pay
Let them be evil for me
I’m a good person