9am Monday morning

9am Monday morning
Time for a drink
Must start the week off right
Celebrate getting through the night
It's hard work being alive
With my trusty ale in hand
I’ll survive
Been tough for me since I was young
A bit o’ drink jus’ a bit of fun
I a’int hurtin no one
What business is it of yours
Keep your bloody nose outta it

1pm Monday Afternoon
We gots no place to go
Just sitting here looking the window
Watching life go by
Feeling a bit better now
Might go buy some smokes
Go for a walk ya’ see
Let me just finish this
Nectar of the gods innit!
Me friends is all here like
None of them bloomin Paki’s

Coming in
Stealing our jobs
A bunch of criminals them lot
I don’t know what all dem snowflakes is complaining about
Gotta take back this country before it’s took late mind
And Brexit
Means Brexit

6pm Monday Evening
Oi lads
You see the sad game yesterday
The state of the city
Fallin’ apart at the seams it is
No more decency
Somebody ought to do somethin about it
All that riff raff comin’ in here wit’ deir gentrification
That’s the problem there
All them fancy Londoner’s comin ‘ere and making everything more expensive
I remember when this was our city mind
Oi love
Pour us another ale
I just got to go to the benefit office for me check tomorrow
I’m good fer it I swears on me mother
That’s the real problem mind
Bloody politicians in Westminster forgot about the people they did
A bunch of entitled big mouth in their fancy suits
Oi, didja hear that one about the Paki the Jew and the Snake?
Hahahahaha
Right
I’m off you lot
Best be gettin’ home

9am Tuesday Morning
Oi Love
Give us a drink